Hey Ms Blucher!
We just thought to tell you that you're still logged on. We took the liberty, since, you know, we are practically your secretaries (your words, not ours), to check your email and to remind you that you are in debt.
You have new mail from the following recipients: Margaret Brown, Tracey O'Neill and Sue Harlock.
Don't leave them hangin Miss.
You are also in debt for $365.11. You don't want debt collectors on your ass, do you Miss?
We have also come to the conclusion that you obviously love us more than ********: hence we are sitting here drinking your hot chocolate and eating Mr Dunnings crackers.
Much love, (because you love us more than *********)
Jacqui the awesome from awesome town (Yes, awesome town is on my boat) and Georgia the innocent from gangster town aka South Auckland (even though she lives in Orewa, NORTH Auckland)
P.s. You're out of Milo and you need to do the washing up. We're not your wives! We are secretaries. Please send our pay to:
Social Studies Department Resource Room,
Orewa College,
Riverside Road,
Orewa
Since, you know, we practically live here...
rofl love it.
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lol make sure mr dunning doesnty find out you ate his crakers...he might cry lol
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